Help needed to write an essay.
I need help to write an essay about every day objects that we use. In this case cellphones and Desktop/laptop machines.
I want the writer to get in the mind of the everyday object and tell a story from its perspective. Be creative, for example, pretend that you are writing an biography of the device -cellphones are next to the person, desktops/laptops normally never leave captivity and are kept on tables in homes/schools workplaces and libraries.
The challenge that I have for you as a writer is that you must work with the words that I provide you with. I will give you these words in table form. This table contain words categorised under themes/topics, for example, the topic NIGHT for cellphone contains contains words such as sleep (z = 9.9768, p < 0.05, r = 0.40), night (z = 7.4468, p < 0.05, r = 0.30), tonight (z = 6.5132, p < 0.05, r = 0.26), asleep (z = 5.5076, p < 0.05, r = 0.22), dream (z = 3.6182, p < 0.05, r = 0.15), sleeping (z = 3.4465, p < 0.05, r = 0.14), tired (z = 3.4247, p < 0.05, r = 0.14), dark (z = 3.0468, p < 0.05, r = 0.12), moon (z = 3.0298, p < 0.05, r = 0.12), dreamt (z = 2.5642, p < 0.05, r = 0.10), sleepy (z = 2.2309, p < 0.05, r = 0.09), bedtime (z = 2.0825, p < 0.05, r = 0.08).
Now look at the category MORNING and please observe the subtle contrast with the words words  early (z = 9.3874, p < 0.05, r = 0.38), morning (z = 8.8774, p < 0.05, r = 0.36), woke (z = 6.4842, p < 0.05, r = 0.26), awake (z = 5.843, p < 0.05, r = 0.23), wake (z = 5.1736, p < 0.05, r = 0.21), hour (z = 4.9963, p < 0.05, r = 0.20), alarm (z = 3.8854, p < 0.05, r = 0.
Think of the activity each device is involved with, for example with desktop we have words such as –
 facebook (z = 10.1102, p < 0.05, r = 0.41), link (z = 9.1256, p < 0.05, r = 0.37), post (z = 8.7083, p < 0.05, r = 0.35), google (z = 7.2135, p < 0.05, r = 0.29), account (z = 5.8052, p < 0.05, r = 0.23), posted (z = 5.5751, p < 0.05, r = 0.22), updated (z = 4.7724, p < 0.05, r = 0.19), search (z = 4.7506, p < 0.05, r = 0.19), chrome (z = 4.4168, p < 0.05, r = 0.18), click (z = 4.2984, p < 0.05, r = 0.17), homepage (z = 3.5367, p < 0.05, r = 0.14), edit (z = 2.9985, p < 0.05, r = 0.12), spam (z = 2.3093, p < 0.05, r = 0.09), segment (z = 2.2931, p < 0.05, r = 0.09), access (z = 2.2825, p < 0.05, r = 0.09)
I hope you are getting the picture of what I mean?
Please don’t be confused by the numbers, I will add to your finished text and explain these myself. But please note that I have arranged these words by order of importance. Therefore sleep is the most important word in this category and bedtime the least. I Don’t expect you to include all words in all themes/topics, but I do expect that you try and include the most prominent trends for both Cellphones and Desktops/laptops.
You will not be under any of any obligation to use all the words I give you, However I would expect you to you to cover many of the key topics of my tables your essay. The ideal candidate for this job is someone that is creatively minded with a sense of humour who enjoys a fun challenge.
I expect the essay to be about 2-3 pages in length. Remember I don’t want a straight reporting of the facts – but a biography of a device.
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